● PRE-LAUNCH SPECPROPOSED MECHANICSCONTRACTS ARE NOT LIVE
NEXT DEMO DAY03:12:44:09RESERVES[ TBD ]
BATCH W26 · [ 0 ] STARTUP NFTS MINTED

WE MINT
STARTUPS.

An accelerator that skips the advice and goes straight to the money. Name a fictional startup, reveal its AI-made corporate identity, lock $WC to activate it — and every Demo Day, one active company gets paid for existing.

MINT A STARTUP NFTMEET THE BATCH
DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES IN AN ONCHAIN GAME — NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN
SAMPLE / AIAI IDENTITY
CHATWASH identity: a cardboard appliance box being washed inside a giant blue speech bubble.
CHATWASH
EXAMPLE NFT
Add a chatbot to anything. Call it AI.
SAMPLE / CRYPTOAI IDENTITY
BAGDAO identity: a tired money-bag mascot sitting in a group-therapy chair.
BAGDAO
EXAMPLE NFT
Group therapy for holders of the same worthless token.
SAMPLE / ROBOTAI IDENTITY
AFK-9 identity: a retro robot dog keeping its owner's computer active.
AFK-9
EXAMPLE NFT
Keeps Slack green and says ‘sounds good’ while you’re gone.
—— HOW IT WORKS01 / LIFECYCLE

THE LIFE OF ONE CARD.

The same startup, start to finish. Notice what never happens: nobody gives it advice, and it never has to present.The same startup, start to finish. Nobody gives it advice, and it never has to present.

A founder feeds an orange coin into a vending machine and receives a sealed startup card.
01 / MINTED
You name it and pay [ MINT PRICE — TBD ]. The card arrives sealed.You name it and pay [ MINT PRICE — TBD ]. The card arrives sealed.
A ridiculous startup mascot springs out of the revealed card under an orange spotlight.
02 / REVEALED
The AI identity comes back. You find out what you founded.The AI identity comes back. You find out what you founded.
A founder locks an orange token in a giant padlock and the startup card joins the active queue.
03 / ACTIVE
You lock [ $WC — TBD ] under disclosed terms. The card enters the draw.You lock [ $WC — TBD ]. The card enters the draw.
An oversized instant camera photographs the lineup of active startup cards.
04 / IN SNAPSHOT
Before each Demo Day, eligibility locks at a public block. No exceptions, no favors.Eligibility locks at a public block before each Demo Day.
A lottery drum selects one startup card and drops an orange prize envelope and coins above it.
05 / PAID
If the draw lands on it, the vault pays out. Nobody presented anything.If the draw lands on it, the vault pays out. Nobody presented anything.
The paid startup card is filed proudly into a dusty archive drawer.
06 / ARCHIVED
Paid cards leave the draw and keep the logo forever. Still discoverable, still fictional.Paid cards leave the draw and keep the logo forever.
—— THE BATCH02 / W26

CURRENT COMPANIES.

A few identities from the current batch. Each one was named by a collector and art-directed by AI. None of them have employees.A few from the current batch. Named by collectors, art-directed by AI, staffed by no one.

MINTED [ 0 ] · ACTIVE [ 0 ] · PAID [ 0 ] · EXITED [ 0 ]
BATCH W26 — DIRECTORY EMPTY
NO STARTUPS EXIST YET.

The first Demo Day can’t happen until somebody names a company. It may as well be yours.

NAME THE FIRST ONE
—— THE TOKEN03 / $WC

$WC IS HOW THE MONEY MOVES.

The startups are fictional. The trading pair isn’t. Every eligible swap of $WC routes a fee toward the Demo Day vault — the same vault that pays one active startup for existing.

You’ll need some to play: activating a startup means locking a fixed amount of $WC per company. Buy in with ETH below.

VAULT SHARE OF FEES
[ % — TBD ]
ACTIVATION LOCK
FIXED [ TBD ]
SALE RATE
[ NOT LIVE ]
$WC IS A GAME TOKEN — NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN
BUY $WC
[ NOT LIVE ]
ETH
↓
[ RATE — TBD ]
$WC
DIRECT SALE AT A FIXED RATE · POOL TRADING [ NOT LIVE ]
VAULT SHARE
[ % — TBD ]
LOCK
FIXED [ TBD ]
SALE RATE
[ NOT LIVE ]
$WC IS A GAME TOKEN — NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN
—— FEE ROUTING, AS PROPOSED04 / MECHANISM

WHERE THE FEES WOULD GO.

A proposed Uniswap v4 hook on Robinhood Chain would take the eligible fees from the $WC / WETH pool and route them to three disclosed destinations at swap time.A proposed Uniswap v4 hook on Robinhood Chain would route eligible fees from the $WC / WETH pool to three disclosed destinations. Until contracts are live and audited, every number reads as the placeholder it is.

Every destination ships with an exact percentage, a recipient address, and a running total. Until contracts are live and audited, every number on this page is a placeholder — and reads like one.

Robinhood ChainNETWORK [ PROPOSED ]
Uniswap
$WC / WETH POOL
UNISWAP V4 · FEES ON ELIGIBLE SWAPS
ELIGIBLE FEES ↓
PROPOSED V4 HOOK
SPLITS AT SWAP TIME · SCOPE [ TBD ]
[ NOT DEPLOYED ]
DEMO DAY VAULT
Pays one active startup each Demo Day.
2% [ PROPOSED ]
LIQUIDITY
Keeps the pool tradable.
[ % — TBD ]
TREASURY
Ops, audits, art direction.
[ % — TBD ]
PROPOSED INFRASTRUCTURE. INDEPENDENT PROJECT — NO AFFILIATION WITH OR ENDORSEMENT BY Y COMBINATOR, UNISWAP LABS, OR ROBINHOOD. MARKS SHOWN FOR IDENTIFICATION ONLY.
—— THE APPLICATION05 / MINT

SHORTER THAN AN APPLICATION.

Four fields and one button. No essays, no references, no video of you explaining the vision. The costs appear once, right before you sign — not a moment earlier.Four fields and one button. The costs appear once, right before you sign.

Due diligence remains at zero and we intend to keep it there.

NEW APPLICATION
1 OF 1 STEPS
CONTINUE ON THE MINT SHEETMINT A STARTUP NFT
MINT [ PRICE — TBD ] · NETWORK FEE [ EST — TBD ] · ACTIVATION LOCK [ $WC — TBD ]MINT [ PRICE — TBD ] · FEE [ EST — TBD ] · LOCK [ $WC — TBD ]
ALL SHOWN AGAIN BEFORE YOU SIGN